-add a perfectly ripe dumpster banana, a tablespoon of kurt vonnegut's decaying brain cells, and the subtitles from ponyo into a battery-powered blender.
-set to purée for as long as it takes to run to a thrift store and pick up a 49-card deck of cards.
-pour into a saucepan and let dry under a supermoon.
-serves 4 + i
released November 27, 2016